Best Day of My Life

It would have been the best day in my life if;
I had a good sleep last night,
I had a refreshing breakfast in McD,
I had not injured my darn toe,
I had a slipper,
My college were just 3 steps from home,
My classes were right in the front of the college,
I had enough energy to pull through the whole class,
I had remembered to refill my water bottle,
I had understood what calculas was all about,
My bag were not heavy,
My books were not many,
My head weren't killing me,
I did not have that 3 hour break in between,
I did not need to walk back to my home, only to leave 2 hours later,
I did not have a speeding car swoosh by inches from me,
I did not have a stomach ache,
You were there to hold me while I drag my feet around,
I did not fall asleep in my stats class,
If I did not drink any chocolate milk,
If I were not stuck for nearly an hour at McD,
If I did not have to wait for the darn rain to stop,
If I did not get soaked on my way home,
If I did not almost banged the darn gate when I enter,
If I could just fall asleep now and wake up tomorrow morning 7am,
And IF...
All the above 'IF's were true..
IF...
Then...
It would be the Best Day of My Life!
*Sigh*